Armie Hammer and Rumer Willis!

This story gives me life!

Damn. He's got shit taste, lookswise. On the other hand, he isn't a great catch.

He must like 'em big jawed.

That sweater looks great on him

Armie, Bandanas don't work. Be a real man, and wear a mask.

What?

WHAT!? Omg what a horrible and deadly combo. This will end in gunplay and heroin addiction.

Hope for uggo dollers everywhere!

As long as your papi is perma A-list.

He has gone rogue. He's painting his fingernails now.

i hope she shares his tastes in bdsm and daddy/kitten play

Move over Smegs & Harry, there's a new royal couple in town!

He seems about the right level of insane for her family.

This looks a little staged to me.

R4 I don’t get why people use bandanas, scarfs etc Are they supposed to look cool?

Aren’t masks more comfortable?

Maybe he hasn’t seen her without the mask yet.

That is the best I've seen her look - wearing a mask.

His standards must be low.

R12 And they're not even effective

All of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore's daughters are ugly. Is it me or does this seem really tacky. That he just barely separated from his wife. And he's already with women. Classy guy.

Maybe getting chin fucked is one of his new alcohol-related fetishes.

Rumer looks so much better in a mask!

Thought he was a construction worker now, non?

I thought you DL guys told me Armie is gay.

Rumer finally manages to fix her jaw without resorting to surgery.

[quote]Maybe he hasn’t seen her without the mask yet.

You're terrible, you are. Just terrible.

Are we sure that’s not Demi, after eating a vanilla wafer?

Rumer is a very “unique” looking gal, even with a mask on.

Now Demi? I’d believe that all the way.

Rumor used to date Jayson Blair. Looks wise, this is a big step down for her.

I think he's with an ugly woman to make himself look more handsome.

And I thought he couldn't sink lower than incestuous toe-sucking.

Her chin plugs his hole nicely.

R13 should've been the first comment.

It's not very often nowadays that a DL comment gets a belly laugh out of me.

Btw Rumer has a face like a Halloween mask, but in interviews she actually comes across as pretty chill.

After 13 years with that crazy bag of bones, maybe he just wants a no muss, no fuss, laidback chick who'll look the other way when he fucks up/fucks around?

Ben Affleck did the same thing after his divorce (dated low-maintenance chicks way below his usual standards).

[quote] I don’t get why people use bandanas, scarfs etc Are they supposed to look cool?

They may think they look cool but they are the last effective in all respects.

R31 nooooo to that visual 🤣

Bruce Willis is a handsome guy. Why is his daughter so ugly?

What is with this manic need to beard him before he's even finalized a divorce. How much dong is he taking? First they tested out the waters with the alleged Russian hooker and now the ugly fame whore. Why is he showing us his cellulite?

Maybe she’s better looking in person

Ah that’s just a rumer.

R36 that's the problem, his daughters are also very handsome.

Bruce’s mother is very handsome too.

Demi’s mother. Looks like his kids got the worst from both sides in respect to bone structure.

She’s a better actor than he is.

R45 yep. She will benefit more than he will. He looks so gay next to women. More manly next to men.

Armer? Rumie? Wilmer? Hamlis? Armlis? Rummer? Hammer? Wilmie?

What are they going with?

When did he start shopping at Lane Bryant?

I bet Rumer is praying all night that they don't discover the vaccine against COVID. That'll be the day she'll have to drop the mask.

I feel so sorry for Rumer. Ugly as sin and a shit load of money has improved her looks one bit.

She should embrace her unique features.

I think Rumer is talented. I saw her perform with a small band in a tour she did after Dancing with the Stars. Excellent. People need to stop comparing her with her parents.

So what man is really fuckin him? Come on girls, someone must know. Unless it really is Ashton, the BFF he wrote his love letter to.

Notice the PR team who harrass Timothee isnt flooding the threads with accusations about it being PR and how he's thirsty and evil as result.

Ashton is his longtime servant friend. Armie would never have sex with him... he’s (quiet voice) the help.

Maybe he just wants to get close to Bruce.

R31, I'd kill for some of her chin.

Bruce Willis' lesbo daughter?! hahaha he truly is a closet case

This can't be! Make it stop! No divorce could be this bad. He could flag down a better date from his car

Ben??? Below his “usual” standards?

Hahahah!a! Oh my sides, R33, oh my sides!

And my front & back too!

Rumer actually is very pretty. She doesn’t photograph well, at all, but neither do, and I’m hawttt AF!

They really are in panic mode. Someone PLEASE get this man a suitable beard! There must be something that doesn't look trans.

R50 get with the program, R13 already made the joke and did it better.

R62 for straight guys, there's miles of difference between a woman they'd fuck, and a woman they'd be seen in public with.

Ugly girls put up with a LOT.

OP = Armie, ultra thirsty

Bare or condoms? Face or inside her puss?

Did the Charmies grow up? A few years ago they practically run DL. They used to blame Armie’s wife for keeping him and Timmie apart..lol.

R69 They were (mostly) successfully scared off to a different site

Demi had contracts drawn up for her daughters in that they are a 3 for 1 deal.

R26 Seems like she had Jayson and now this, ugh.

Liz has become a guest in her own face! LOL.

Allegedly Armie’s real new gf is named Courtney Vucekovich. Rumor is just a sober friend.

Rumer’s gone full-on bondage in her latest Instagram posts. Any minute now I expect to see Armie at her feet with a dog collar.

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