Opinion: Kyle Cookes mullet is the star of Winter House as snoozefest storylines flop Fri 17

Winter House really feels like the ski lift that never took off this year as season 3 airs on Bravo. The show seemed full of promise ahead of its October premiere date. But, since the Bravolebrities’ Steamboat Springs vacation began, it’s been a snoozefest as a viewer. So, much so that Kyle Cooke’s mullet is about the most interesting thing going on in the house.

Drawing in stars from various Bravo shows including Below Deck, Family Karma, and Summer House: Martha’s Vineyard, season 3 looked like it was going to pack a punch on the drama front. But, four episodes in, and Winter House‘s storylines are reaching.

Kyle’s mullet is the star of Winter House

Aside from toxic relationships, there’s just nothing really that juicy going on with Winter House this year.

The arrival of Vanderpump Rules‘ Tom Schwartz didn’t bring the Scandoval heat to Steamboat Springs and most of the new cast members seem too nice to stir anything up.

The cast went as far as creating cocktails based on their exes, and Tom and Katie Flood bonded during a grocery run. The storylines aren’t storylining whatsoever, and the most interesting part about any of this is that Kyle is still sporting a mullet.

Casey Craig revealed a “fun fact” that she and Kyle go to the same salon. While she pays $900 a year for her long locks, Kyle gets his mullet cut by a friend for free.

I don’t think I can watch #WinterHouse anymore until Kyle cuts his hair. 😕 pic.twitter.com/UeJSGfxAFo

— Emily🌷 (@SheshavingfunDD) November 9, 2023
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Bravo stars trying to ski in second place

Kyle’s mullet takes top spot when it comes to Winter House season 3 points of interest.

But, in close second comes some of the Bravolebrities attempting to ski.

The yawn-fest continues with the cast members who are actually good at snow sports – cue Casey saying that she thinks skiing is “better than sex.”

Thankfully, there is some comedy value in Jordan Emanuel, Alex Propson, Danielle Olivera, and Katie skidding across the snow.

Danielle jokes that her group is “better at Aprés than they are ski,” but even the group’s drinking games seem to fall flat.

Fingers crossed there’s fun in store

While the first four episodes of Winter House have been pretty dry, there’s still some hope for the rest of the season.

With new arrivals including Aesha Scott from Below Deck Down Under, the group could be spiced up.

Saying that, minutes after arriving at the house, Aesha asked if her castmates “had a mop” as she noticed the floor was dirty… maybe this Winter House just isn’t destined to be that wild.

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