Simon Cowell's new face.

He looks like what Granny Clampett would look like if she transitioned.

by Anonymousreply 3August 11, 2023 3:19 PM

His face looks like my cooter after a long night with Sam, y'all!

by Anonymousreply 4August 11, 2023 3:19 PM

The old face was bad, the new face is worse

by Anonymousreply 6August 11, 2023 3:21 PM

I feel bad about his neck.

by Anonymousreply 7August 11, 2023 3:21 PM

More clicks for Murdoch. Great.

by Anonymousreply 9August 11, 2023 3:31 PM

With those sunken eyes he looks like he’s on chemo. Not sure that’s the look he was going for.

by Anonymousreply 11August 11, 2023 3:33 PM

R8, are the “Does he have the AIDS” troll?

by Anonymousreply 12August 11, 2023 3:34 PM

[quote]He looks like what Granny Clampett would look like if she transitioned.

Bitch stole my act!

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by Anonymousreply 14August 11, 2023 3:36 PM

How is it possible to get face work done and end up looking like a burn victim?

by Anonymousreply 16August 11, 2023 3:45 PM

Sweet Jesus.. Simon looks awful. Oh sorry, thats Joan Van Ark.

by Anonymousreply 18August 11, 2023 4:03 PM

These people look like they’ve had face transplants.

by Anonymousreply 20August 11, 2023 4:46 PM

You know, I get it, and sympathize when a real great beauty tries to save their face with plastic surgery and it goes wrong. But this guy had average (at best) looks to begin with. What the hell was he trying to preserve here? If he had done nothing he'd look 100% better.

by Anonymousreply 22August 11, 2023 7:35 PM

He looks like he forgot to put his dentures in.

by Anonymousreply 23August 11, 2023 7:52 PM

Did he have all his teeth extracted? His lips look like they’re caving into his mouth. WTF?

by Anonymousreply 24August 11, 2023 8:02 PM

Do surgeons ever try to talk people out of a procedure ? Or at least try to convince them to scale back?

by Anonymousreply 27August 11, 2023 8:36 PM

R27 Only the ethical ones, which are few and far between.

Most cosmetic surgeons will do whatever the hell you ask them to. It's all about the money for them.

by Anonymousreply 28August 11, 2023 8:58 PM

He's still working that freakish middle-parted short hair, I see. Doesn't matter what he does with the face. He was never good looking and never will be, but at least he could change his hairstyle.

by Anonymousreply 29August 11, 2023 9:00 PM

I don’t give second of thought to this guy, for any reason.

by Anonymousreply 30August 11, 2023 9:42 PM

Not even his mother could love him at this stage. Truly horrendous.

by Anonymousreply 31August 11, 2023 9:55 PM

Please, wear a turtleneck.

by Anonymousreply 32August 12, 2023 4:14 PM

More money than he knows what to do with and ends up looking like a burns victim.

by Anonymousreply 33August 12, 2023 4:55 PM

For starters, he needs to shave. He thinks that "scruffy" look makes him look sexy, but at his age, it just makes him look homeless.

by Anonymousreply 35August 12, 2023 5:09 PM

He's veering into "botched Jesus painting" territory.

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by Anonymousreply 36August 12, 2023 7:27 PM

The surgeon's tools included a sledgehammer and skillet.

by Anonymousreply 37August 15, 2023 6:13 PM

He looks like Waylan Flowers’ other puppet.

by Anonymousreply 38August 15, 2023 6:24 PM

He looks ill. It seems like it's more than just weight loss and plastic surgery.

by Anonymousreply 40August 15, 2023 6:46 PM

I kind of feel bad for him

by Anonymousreply 41August 15, 2023 6:50 PM

He had a couple.of bad accidents. I wouldn't be surprised if he stroked out a couple times. He has the haunted look of some stroke victims.

by Anonymousreply 42August 15, 2023 6:59 PM

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