
He looks like what Granny Clampett would look like if she transitioned.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 11, 2023 3:19 PM |
His face looks like my cooter after a long night with Sam, y'all!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 11, 2023 3:19 PM |
The old face was bad, the new face is worse
by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 11, 2023 3:21 PM |
I feel bad about his neck.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 11, 2023 3:21 PM |
More clicks for Murdoch. Great.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | August 11, 2023 3:31 PM |
With those sunken eyes he looks like he’s on chemo. Not sure that’s the look he was going for.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 11, 2023 3:33 PM |
R8, are the “Does he have the AIDS” troll?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 11, 2023 3:34 PM |
[quote]He looks like what Granny Clampett would look like if she transitioned.
Bitch stole my act!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 14 | August 11, 2023 3:36 PM |
How is it possible to get face work done and end up looking like a burn victim?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 11, 2023 3:45 PM |
Sweet Jesus.. Simon looks awful. Oh sorry, thats Joan Van Ark.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | August 11, 2023 4:03 PM |
These people look like they’ve had face transplants.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 11, 2023 4:46 PM |
You know, I get it, and sympathize when a real great beauty tries to save their face with plastic surgery and it goes wrong. But this guy had average (at best) looks to begin with. What the hell was he trying to preserve here? If he had done nothing he'd look 100% better.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | August 11, 2023 7:35 PM |
He looks like he forgot to put his dentures in.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | August 11, 2023 7:52 PM |
Did he have all his teeth extracted? His lips look like they’re caving into his mouth. WTF?
by Anonymous | reply 24 | August 11, 2023 8:02 PM |
Do surgeons ever try to talk people out of a procedure ? Or at least try to convince them to scale back?
by Anonymous | reply 27 | August 11, 2023 8:36 PM |
R27 Only the ethical ones, which are few and far between.
Most cosmetic surgeons will do whatever the hell you ask them to. It's all about the money for them.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | August 11, 2023 8:58 PM |
He's still working that freakish middle-parted short hair, I see. Doesn't matter what he does with the face. He was never good looking and never will be, but at least he could change his hairstyle.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | August 11, 2023 9:00 PM |
I don’t give second of thought to this guy, for any reason.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | August 11, 2023 9:42 PM |
Not even his mother could love him at this stage. Truly horrendous.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | August 11, 2023 9:55 PM |
Please, wear a turtleneck.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | August 12, 2023 4:14 PM |
More money than he knows what to do with and ends up looking like a burns victim.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | August 12, 2023 4:55 PM |
For starters, he needs to shave. He thinks that "scruffy" look makes him look sexy, but at his age, it just makes him look homeless.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | August 12, 2023 5:09 PM |
He's veering into "botched Jesus painting" territory.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 36 | August 12, 2023 7:27 PM |
The surgeon's tools included a sledgehammer and skillet.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | August 15, 2023 6:13 PM |
He looks like Waylan Flowers’ other puppet.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | August 15, 2023 6:24 PM |
He looks ill. It seems like it's more than just weight loss and plastic surgery.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | August 15, 2023 6:46 PM |
I kind of feel bad for him
by Anonymous | reply 41 | August 15, 2023 6:50 PM |
He had a couple.of bad accidents. I wouldn't be surprised if he stroked out a couple times. He has the haunted look of some stroke victims.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | August 15, 2023 6:59 PM |
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